The Field Guide · certified skid starter pack
How to become a
better larp.
Follow the checklist. Skip the coding. Flex relentlessly. Real recognizes fake.
Rotating AI subs at all times
You don't code - you prompt. Keep an AI tab open like a life-support machine. If someone asks a technical question, "one sec" and go ask the robot. Your whole personality is a system prompt.
A guns.lol or ez.bio
No bio link, no credibility. Custom cursor, autoplay song, a blurry anime banner, 4 discord icons that go nowhere. Get one at guns.lol or ez.bio.
Do not learn to code
Real larps don't write code. If you absolutely must, it is Python and only Python. Type import requests once and you're basically three-letter-agency now. Anything with a semicolon is a psyop.
A "DDoSer" (it just pings)
Open a black terminal, run ping on an IP, and tell everyone you "took their WiFi offline." It does nothing. That's fine. The flex is the terminal being black, not the packets.
A fake crypto wallet
Screenshot a six-figure balance you do not have. Blur exactly one number "for privacy." Casually leave it in your pfp story. Never explain how you earned it, because you didn't.
Say "we" a lot
"We're currently investigating." "My team flagged this." There is no we. There is no team. There is you, in the dark, with a rotating AI sub and a ping window.
A VPN you call "untraceable"
It's the free one. You are extremely traceable. But the word "untraceable" must appear in every third sentence, ideally next to "operational security."
Matrix rain everything
Green characters falling down a screen = instant hacker. Bonus larp points for sunglasses in the pfp and a hoodie you never take off, even indoors, even in July.
Flex this to people
One click. Copies a certified larp brag to your clipboard. Paste it in any group chat and watch respect you did not earn roll in.